So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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