so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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