Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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