when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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