I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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