GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
