seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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