Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
3pm strippers are depressing
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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