it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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