Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Jerry, you need to find god
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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