white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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