try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
