Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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