I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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