After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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