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Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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