didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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