i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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