There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Couch. On fire.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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