I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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