508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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