You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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