Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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