Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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