am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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