How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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