is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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