when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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