i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
