My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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