why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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