oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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