roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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