Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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