Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Randomize
