if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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