i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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