Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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