Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
