party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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