So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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