my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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