Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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