ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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