check it out our google latitudes are spooning
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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