that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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