I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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