Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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