So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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