in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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